Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Chicago: The Return
Chicago is known for several things that suck: the band of the same name, the eponymous musical featuring hamster ass, and my beloved Chicago Cubs. I shall be making another visit to the city this weekend and my goal is to avoid all of these things.
Except maybe the Cubs - I am like a deer in headlights when it comes to my beloved baseball team, unable to get out of the way as yet another season heads wildly off the tracks. Sadly, the team is being unfairly forced by Major League Baseball to play its last 40 or so meaningless games. If I indeed do make the trek to Wrigley Field, there better be enough beer left in the city of Chicago to help me cope with the inevitable result.